The August Offensive returns this Summer!

Group Stage

Saturday August 4th

8 teams will perform 5 minute sets. 4 winners will be chosen by audience vote.

Semi Finals

Saturday August 11th

The 4 winning teams will perform 10 minute sets. 2 winners will be chosen by audience vote.


Saturday August 18th

The 2 winning teams will perform 25 minute sets. The winning team will be chosen by audience vote.

Registering to perform

If you would like to perform in the tournament please register below.

What is this madness?

Berlin’s first improv CageMatch!

The Offensives are a long form improvised comedy tournament that take place over three Saturdays at CCB. 8 teams battle it out on stage for audience votes; only 1 team reigns supreme.

Winners of the Offensives enter the Champions League Champion of the Universe Championship and compete against each other in an exclusive competition.


The “Offensive” Winners

GRILL TALK – 20.08.2016
CǓNT HÅMMɆR – 21.01.2017
Carl Me Maybe – 19.08.2017
Cat Bear – 20.01.2018

The Champions League Champion of the Universe Championship Winners

CǓNT HÅMMɆR – 28.01.2017
CǓNT HÅMMɆR – 29.09.2017
GRILL TALK – 27.01.2018

The “Offensive” Leaderboard

Carl Me Maybe* – IIIII
Cat Bear* – III
Slow Clap – IIII
the “h” is silent – I
Great Grandkids! – I
Cat Video – I
Vegetable Product – I
Steven Segalman Brothers Band – I
Dicks & Glasses – I
Scratch Theater Company Players – I
Three Wishes – I
Cool Story, Bro! – Ø
The Awkward High Five – Ø
The Pants on Fire – Ø
Ghost Boner – Ø
I dont know man I am not good at anything – Ø
#TryMeNot – Ø
Team Carl – Ø
Fresh Import – Ø
The Barbapapa – Ø
A Dinosaur – Ø
Skit Happens! – Ø
The Bottle Episode – Ø
The Olive Garden – Ø


Hosted by Good Luck, Barbara!